But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ What’s Spanish for « I know you speak English? »