Can we have Bender Burgers again? Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? \u2026To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? \u2026To shreds, you say. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!<\/p>\n
You’re going to do his laundry? Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very\u2026 Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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